Move over Reynolds Wrap Ryan!! We know you were recently chosen by PEOPLE MAGAZINE as the Sexiest Man Alive 2010, however we've got the holiest of the molies, the dreamiest of the Mc Dreamies, the creme de la creme... well you get the point! Here is our choice of The Sexiest Men Alive aka The Top 10 Hotty McHotties of 2010! BONG!
10) For our tenth spot we have rapper/singer Kid Cudi from Cleavland, Ohio. Kid Cudi oozes originality, creativity and innovation and for that he is SEXY.
9) For our ninth spot we chose actor John Cho from Los Angeles, CA. This South Korean cutie won us over with his humor and charming good looks. Funny equals HOT in our book!
8) Coming up in eighth place, TAYE FRICKEN DIGGS! Hailing from Rochester, NY (and some very lucky lady's womb) Actor Taye Diggs is EASILY one of the most gorgeous men alive today, yesterday and tomorrow.
7) Seventh on our Hottie countdown is Actor/Model/Philanthropist Djimon Hounsou from Cotonou, Benin. We love him because not only is he a smoking hot but he's also a family man with a big heart.
6) The man, the myth, the Legend. Literally, you can ImDb it. The Fresh Prince, the Man In Black, he Floats like a butterfly, Stings like a bee, the 7 pound man himself... you guessed it! WILL SMITH!!!! Frooooom West Philadelphia, born and raised on the playground is where he spent most of his days.. ok, we're getting off topic. We picked Will because of his impressive acting ability and even more impressive genes. Proof and point Willow and Jaden Smith.
5) Now this is a good one. At number five, the delicious, the scrumptious, the mmm mmmh good Terrence "Good God" Howard by way of Cleavland, Ohio. This man is not only unbelievably good looking, but he is UNBELIEVABLY GOOD LOOKING! 'Nough said.
4) In fourth place we have Actor Penn Badgley from Baltimore, MD. This Gossip Girl star rose to our attention in 2002 when he played a witty, young, stud muffin in the TV series "Do Over." He has been a MAJOR heart throb since.
3) What would you get, if you dipped chocolate into a batch of chocolate and then drizzled chocolate sauce all over it? Our third McHottie, Actor Lance Gross (By the way, he's so not gross.) Lance grew up in Oakland, CA but now permanently resides in our fantasies. You cannot have him. He belongs to us.
2) Now we have the second hottest man EVA Mr. Blair Underwood (must be said in a whispering voice) from Tacoma, WA. He is the Denzel of our generation. He's suave.. he's debonair.. he's.. he's.. God, just look at him!
1) And a drum roll please (insert drum roll here) for our numero uno, top SEXIEST most HOT, HOTTIE McHOTTIE..............................................BORIS KODJOE! I mean, this guy has got the goods. He's got the skills to pay the bills! Half German half Ghanaian and entirely steamy. If gorgeous could be sold, his face would be on THE BOX. Actor/Model/extremely sexy human being Boris Kodjoe from Vienna, Austria is our pick for number one Sexiest Men Alive!
For all the hotties that didn't make the list, there's always next year!
KALATER
